Script

(news music) “Breaking News!Today there has been a robbery in Edinburgh, scotland. Dolly the sheep, the first sucsessfully cloned animal- has been reported missing under unknown circumstances.” (power off sound) Garrett: “Let's check it out.” Edgar: “O.K. Let's go.” Sam(as narrator): So the I.R.A. Agent and the M-I6 agent Get in Agent Lynch's BMW and drive to the royal museum. There, they closed the perimiter and searched for clues. did you know that the royal museum was built in the 19th century

Edgar: “Nothing here.” Garrett: “ I think I have something here. Looks like a footprint.” Edgar “Maybe that's from the new examining footprints exhibit” Garrett: “No, I'm serious. Right next to that is a MUDDY footprint. In the movies it always leads to evidence.” Edgar: “Good point, let's investigate."

Sam(as narrator): The agents followed the footprints outside to find an empty parking space with skid marks on it. Edgar: “I think we have our first clue.” Garrett: “Yeah, someone must have been in a hurry to get out of here.”

(footsteps followed by evil chuckle) Sam (as narrator) In the tower of london...our thief Mr.Taber is trying to steal from the queen herself in her own palace Sam (Mr.taber) "Now that I have stolen that silly little sheep, I can get to the real deal." (glass shattering) (Siren flaring) (more footsteps,but at running speed)

Sam(narrator):But what he didn't know is that he was being followed. The security cameras alerted the officials, and from then on edgar and garrett came to the scene. Luckily, they weren't far away from the tower of london. They arrived right as a car was leaving at a blinding speed.

Edgar: "Can you see the license plate number? Garret: " I think it says "IMA ROBBR 376" Edgar: "I would have never guessed. C'mon! Let's catch him!”

Sam (as narrator): Unfortunately, they have came too late. The thief managed to escape with the cullinan diamond.

Garrett:Why do we have to put these flyers up? Edgar: well Agent Lynch we can always use the public for information. Garrett: yeah but who's gonna look for a licence plate agent davies? Edgar: you never know who could spot it, plus we have a nice reward for whoever can help us find this person. Garrett: Yeah, whatever.

Sam(narrator) The next day- (phone ring) Garrett: Hello? Civilian: Yeah, I think I found the car. Garrett: Sure! Where is it! Civilian:Dabrowa Gorinicza Garrett: Say wha? Civilian:POland Garrett: Of course.

Later on...(Jet taking off) (jet flying) Edgar: I LoVe ThIs ThInG!!!!!!

Not long after that.. (crash noise) Abandon ship! ABANDON SHIP! (explosion noise)

(parachute opening noise) Garrett: Aw you idiot. Edgar: what did I do? Garrett: You wanted free peanuts so you pulled the emergency escape lever. Edgar:It looks the same. Garrett: MM hmm

Back on the terrestrial world... Garrett Wow, what a conveinently placed car(child ahh) Garrett Hey, don't touch. (kids booing) Edgar:ok lets just get going Sam(narrator) then two agents go to Dabrowa gornicza,poland. Edgar:I... Have never heard of this place. Garrett:well me either, lets go sam (narrator):AS the two agents try to look for a guy in a town with 128,795 people in it they find a little evidence Edgar:I dont know are you sure we should go in it could be a trap Garrett: who cares he could just be really dumb. Edgar:Fine but who would write robber 4 life on his building unless he wants to get caught? Sam(narrator): as the two go in the building they find the thief. Garrett: stop right there! Sam:why to get caught I dont think so!(glass shattering) Edgar: he just jumped out the window! GArrett: split up, follow him! SAM: youll never get me! sam(narrator): the two agents follow him as he runs into a forest named Zielona Edgar:Kssh I got him! Garrett: okay lets take him to H.Q. Sam narrator: the agents take him to a MI-6. H.Q. Garrett:okay wheres the sheep and diamond punk? SAM: youll never find out I wont tell you ever haha! Garrett: just tell me (slap noises). Sam:never! Garrett: this guy is not cracking Edgar: lets wait it out, but put a gps in his car ... ...(alarm) Edgar: lets get him Garrett:get in my car. (drag race)(greasy wheels long) Sam(narrator) they chase the thief into the bledow desert which was a testing ground for german troops in worldwar2. Edgar: we lost him Garrett: Maybe you could have not kept saying get him! get him! come on he's right there! like a maniac but I did like the music. Edgar: me too. sam(narrator): they track the car to Moscow russia. and go there as well. did you know that Moscow is the largest Metropolitian area in all of Europe? Garrett: you know I like these ushankas there really fuzzy and warm. Sam(narrator):a ushanka is a russian hat that the russian police use. Edgar:just stay in disguise... I think I have a visual Garrett: really where Edgar: in that one hotel... 4th story he shouldnt jump out that window Garrett: ok moving in Sam(narrator): So the two went downstairs and into the other building just to find Edgar: Its just a decoy Garrett:well where is he? Edgar: wait, his car is moving Garrett: well let's follow it Sam(narrator):Then they followed Mr.Taber Edgar:hes right there on a dock with a duffle bag Garrett:I think I know that,anyway go take him down Edgar:okay I'll get the Captain and you get the thief Garrett: okay on 3,...1,2 Edgar: hold It right there! Garrett: what I said on three,Whatever. so Freeze I guess Sam(Mr.taber): oh I was so close I could have been in america mext morning. Edgar: But we got you so... were better. Sam: so agent Lynch and Agent Davies dragged Mr.Taber into his cold dark jail cell in the main MI-6 H.Q. Sam:Mr.Taber: This isnt the last of me. youll see me again! Edgar: nobody's gonna see you for the rest of youre life. Garrett: yeah so get comftorable in youre new home Sam(narrator): so the two agents finish they're jobs and lead happy lives Everybody: THE END!